Everybody has insecurities. I'm probably more confident than a lot
of people, and I honestly don't think about what I look like often. I believe
that no matter what clothes a person wears or what they put on their face or
hair, their appearance has no bearing on their personality. I'm sure that if
you asked people who don't know me, they wouldn't be able to tell you who I am
by what I look like.
But, like I said, everybody has
insecurities, and I recently read something in an old magazine about how
letting your fears out in the open can help you forget them (like that balloon
thing on Zoey 101). It said that sometimes your problems aren’t even problems,
so I’m going to act like my own sassy BFF and make some pros for these cons.
My Head
Cons Pros
My skin isn't the best.
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Fair
skin is considered beautiful in many places.
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I
have a few pimples and blackheads.
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Nothing
some Proactiv can’t fix.
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I don't like how my nostrils are fully visible from the front.
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Button
noses are freaking adorable.
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I
have a scar in the corner of my left eye.
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Scars
are unique.
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My
hair breaks a lot and I have tons of split ends.
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Once
you donate it, problem solved.
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My
front teeth turn inward.
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Not
even bad enough for braces.
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My
Torso
Cons Pros
I’m
overweight.
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Not
obese. So what? Your stretch marks look like the Finger Lakes.
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My
nails are inhumanly long and creepy.
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Cut
them or get a manicure.
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My
shoulders are kind of broad (it’s a German thing.)
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Show
some pride for your heritage. At least you don’t have backne.
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My
breasts could be bigger.
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They’ll
grow.
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I
have a ton of birthmarks in weird places.
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One
of them is shaped just like the Big Dipper.
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My
Lower Body
Cons Pros
I
have big hips (another German thing).
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All
the better for child-bearing.
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My
knees are weird.
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So
are everybody else’s. Knees are universally weird.
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My
feet are big.
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It’s
not like you can bind them.
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My
second toe curves outward.
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They
kind of look like they’re swaying.
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I recommend that people do this. When you forget
your flaws, it’s easier to remember that someday, you’ll meet somebody that likes
them. Hopefully, not all of them, because that would be concerning, but enough
to make you appreciate your body and make it a better representation of
yourself.
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